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Affidavit of Loyalty

Form 88-A • Ministry of Purity • Rev. 2026

Section 1: Declaration of Intent

I, the undersigned biological unit, hereby petition for temporary access to the sovereign digital territory of the Shenyang Empire. I acknowledge that my existence is a resource of the State and that my individual will is subordinate to the Industrial Plan.

Section 2: The Oath of Submission

"I hereby pledge my body to the Machine, my mind to the Coordinate, and my soul to The Celestial Architect Zuo Hua Hua. I acknowledge that distance is rank, and production is order. I denounce all enemies of the state as industrial waste, fit only to be crushed beneath the wheels of history. Glory to the Empire."

Warning: Perjury or hesitation in signing this document constitutes an act of treason punishable by immediate biological recycling.

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Ministry of Bureaucracy: Agency Directory

A-Z Index of Government Departments and Offices.

Ministry of Purity and Production (MPP)

Head: Director General Zhang

Responsible for maintaining industrial hygiene standards and enforcing production quotas across all sectors.

+86 (24) 555-0109
[email protected]
Department of Grease (DOG)

Head: Secretary Li

Oversees the allocation, quality control, and strategic reserves of industrial lubricants.

+86 (24) 555-0119
[email protected]
Bureau of Standards (BOS)

Head: Commissioner Wang

Sets the official metrics for weight, distance, and loyalty. Manages the Ton-Year Index.

+86 (24) 555-0129
[email protected]
Industrial Oversight Committee (IOC)

Head: Inspector Chen

Conducts surprise inspections of factories and labor camps to ensure maximum efficiency.

+86 (24) 555-0139
[email protected]