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Affidavit of Loyalty

Form 88-A • Ministry of Purity • Rev. 2026

Section 1: Declaration of Intent

I, the undersigned biological unit, hereby petition for temporary access to the sovereign digital territory of the Shenyang Empire. I acknowledge that my existence is a resource of the State and that my individual will is subordinate to the Industrial Plan.

Section 2: The Oath of Submission

"I hereby pledge my body to the Machine, my mind to the Coordinate, and my soul to The Celestial Architect Zuo Hua Hua. I acknowledge that distance is rank, and production is order. I denounce all enemies of the state as industrial waste, fit only to be crushed beneath the wheels of history. Glory to the Empire."

Warning: Perjury or hesitation in signing this document constitutes an act of treason punishable by immediate biological recycling.

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